Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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