You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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