Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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