He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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