is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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