She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
