Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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