can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I got inside last night via doggy door
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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