New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
this beer tastes like vomit already
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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