exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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