did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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