sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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