Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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