Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever