Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions