Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I didn't notice because vodka
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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