She announced her abortion via fbk
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
a search helicopter?!
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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