Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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