Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize