Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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