I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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