I'm drive I can fine osifer
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Randomize