think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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