Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
it's like heaven, but drunker
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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