Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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