stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
she looked like the before picture.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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