my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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