I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
My liver just had a heart attack.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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