oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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