okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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