That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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