Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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