It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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