Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
