you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I love having hate sex.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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