you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize