Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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