I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Sorry about my life...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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