Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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