Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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