My sheets look like a crime scene.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
My feet surprised me
His nipple licking is glorious
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