you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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