I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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