its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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