Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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