Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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