Don't you send me to vm
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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