i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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