You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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