I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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