seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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