You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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