I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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